Girls...Is Your Webcam Staring At Your Tits?

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"If Wall-E ever had a perverted third-cousin, twice-removed...this would be it!"

Novo has created the "minoru" ($89.00), a stereoscopic 3D dirty-old-man of a webcam.

"Connect Minoru to your PC and he will come alive, his eyes will light up and he will be looking at you in 3D." -Minoru Website

Compatible with MSN, skype, YouTube, and more means getting your chi-chi's seen by anyone who is willing to look at those sad, saggedy pancakes attached to your chest. Unfortunately all you sophisticated MAC users (like myself), it doesn't look like you will be able to join in the fun. I guess you'll have to stick to 2D cams and an impeccable imagination!