Meet
(Not to be confused with...)Chubbles!
How many times have you waken up in bed after all night bender with a strange tranny looking shadow in bed next to you? You want so badly to Tweet or Facebook about it, but you don't want to get up out of bed and go to the computer for fear of waking up what could possibly be the most jagged-toothed, crater-faced, triple-amputee'd specimen to ever touch your bed...and possibly your naughty bits! Here's a gizmo-gadgety thing that would fit perfectly in your waste of space and toilet paper of a life!
"If you're looking for a toy, the Chumby is not for you...If you're looking for today's weather and information on tranny-amputee fetishes well then step right up!"
To say the Chumby (starting at $199.50) is a wonder-gadget is a gross understatement. Having access and control to all the great parts of the internet without all the useless fillers, all while presenting it in a cute, contained product is what makes it deserving of a place on all night stands, cubicles, and coffee tables around the country. You can customize your Chumby with many different widgets that fit your specifications. From internet radio, alarm clocks, and games to news feeds, social networking sites, and Photos...your head can explode from all the different possibilities of widgets (okay, that may be a bit extreme)! The Chumby hooks up to wi-fi and is constantly updating so you can guarantee you'll always have the most recent traffic reports or the current price of rice in china (if you happen to be a sushi chef or going to a wedding). With a variety of colors to choose from, you can make sure you get one that matches your personality, or the dog piss stains on your carpet.
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