Friday, September 11, 2009

Get In Touch With Your "Ghetto"!

Growing up a poor middle-class white cracka from suburbia can be difficult yo. You want to blast Geisha's "Shit'n On You Hoe" while giving you the street cred you deserve. Well look no further, Lasonic has brought back a blast from the past you can count on to bring the respect back to your veranda...I mean stoop.

"It's as if the iPod got all dressed up for an 80's party."

Lasonic has created the i931 iPOD "High Performance Portable Music System" aka "Ghetto Blaster". The i931 mimicks Lasonic's TRC-931 single cassette boombox that so prominantely graced the hoods of Brooklyn, Detroit, and Salt Lake City, Utah in the mid-80's. Featuring an iPOD dock, AM/FM Tuner, SD car slot, Full Function Remote, USB and 3.5 mm stereo auxiliary input, along with 12 watt speakers, you'll be guaranteed the rival Buttercream Gang will know who runs the streets when they hear Michael Jackson's "Bad" pumping out of the box you've got propped on your shoulder.

Available in Black ($139), White ($149), White-on-White ($149), and the special "Rap-Up" edition ($169), you can have a box to coordinate with any of your sneaks. So hurry and grab your paper route money and go get one today!

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